If love can bloom on the battlefield, then by God, it can bloom anywhere it damn well pleases.Regardless of race, creed, species, plane of existence, or definition of "alive," your perfect match is waiting for you somewhere in the great cosmos.And when it comes to, shall we say, couples, no one tops the open-minded pairings found in dating sims.
There's no shortage of simple, absurdist dating sims revolving around meme-status celebrities, including Nicolas Cage, Adam Sandler, and John Cena, to name a few. Its scenario is no less bizarre, featuring the buff, tough Jaeger pilots and quirky scientists of , you play as the most sensible character choice from the film: Hannibal Chau, the impossibly eccentric black market organ dealer brought to life by the one and only Ron Perlman. shines with a clear application of effort on the creator's part.They're good for a laugh, but typically one-note gags, with little substance beyond the ridiculous premise. The intro movie alone justifies the existence of this game, but let's face it - we've all been longing for a dating sim that lets us court Idris Elba and Charlie Day in the Shatterdome cafeteria. can be finished in 15 minutes or less, ends on one heck of a cliffhanger, and its download link sadly seems to be lost to time.But to pretend like Hannibal Chau's romantic hardships never happened would be a disservice to true Supports the love between: Man and alpaca Paca Plus begins the way most dating sims end.Saeki Kazuma, just your normal highschool student, has a good life, good friends, and a loving relationship with his girlfriend, Izumi Yukari.However, things take a turn for the weird when, after a fun day at the Alpaca Kingdom, Kazuma awakes to find his girlfriend transformed into a fluffy, flirtatious alpaca. No one else seems to notice Yukari's wild 'n wooly exterior.Kazuma must discover the secrets of Yukari's alpacalization, or learn to love her fuzzy new form.This is a good game to play with your own significant other, because it's important to have an open dialogue about the consequences of sudden alpaca transformation.Trust me, if you've been in a relationship long enough, you know what I'm talking about.Knowing whether you can see love in those beady, alpaca eyes, or whether your partner would let you ride on their alpaca back, is something all couples face sooner or later.Play this one with an open mind, and an open heart.Supports the love between: A guy and his disembodied head/potted plant Humanity's days are numbered.