For single women visitors, the dating game in Germany can at first seem like a free, gourmet buffet.The men are almost all impressively tall, many are blond and, almost invariably, they are extremely handsome with the bodies of Adonis.Even better, they dress well, smell of expensive eau de Cologne, and theyre intelligent.Indeed, the first impression is so overwhelming that it almost always leads directly to the first German dating no-no: Expecting that going to a party full of such hunks will yield a catch. German males are not only fine physical specimens, but they're also weak, wimpy, afraid of commitment, and painfully shy.It is perfectly possible for an attractive woman -- who in most countries wouldn't have a second to powder her nose from so much flirting -- to stand in the corner alone at a German party and not be approached a single time.Bottom line: If you want a relationship with a German dude, be prepared to do the heavy lifting yourself.
ARISTO GERMAN MALE Daddy was the Kaisers favorite nephew. Its just a shame Germany got rid of their royals in 1918.
Welcome to the lost world of Germanys redundant aristos.
Theyve got no job, no real place in Germany s social democracy but theyre clinging on to their traditional status for dear life.
The aristos didnt get anywhere in life by changing their ways, now, did they?
Distinguishing marks: On paper, the little von or zu -- or even more absurdly, both -- tagged onto his last name is a dead giveaway youve met a man of Teutonic Sang Real.