L here and ready to bring you the scoop from the internet dating websites. I may be one year older as of a few days ago, but I’m as immature and judgmental as ever.Which is why I’d like to use our time today to judge fellow online daters on one thing: their usernames.James Needham III- So you know how I just said it’s really dumb to use your first and last name? And to those people I say, “I hope you are not going on a job interview any time soon.” Notlookingforsluts- Oh hello, nice guy of Okcupid!Thank god you made it clear in your username that you aren’t looking for a slut, because I was just about to message you and offer you my body.Word to the wise, and also to you: hold off on using derogatory terms to refer to women till at least the second date.
There is enough material here to run a daily tumbler for eternity.In fact, you can find one of my favorite message tumblrs here. People need cool nicknames for chatting, gaming, forums and communicating on dating sites.They sometimes invent funny usernames to amuse the others.When we enter a chat room, we wonder what person is hidden behind a cool or funny nickname.Pass this fast and funny quiz to generate a nickname for you.To begin with, let’s think what we can do to get a cool nickname.Way 1: Usually nicknames reflect an aspect of your personality, background, or interests.The easiest option is to modify your name or surname and turn Margaret into Margo or Walker into Walkie.Way 2: Girls may add “sweetie”, “baby”, “sugar”, “bunny” or any cute words to their names and get: baby Lana, Honey Kate, or Sweetie Kitty.Way 3: Boys in their turn may use both romantic and non-romantic combinations and become Handsome Luke, Mike Bro, Mr Teacher Man or even Loverboy.