Note: This application to date my daughter must be printed out and submitted in person.Appropriate interview attire is highly recommended. This application to date my daughter must be accompanied by a non-refundable application fee and a 0 security deposit which will be returned if 1) this application is denied, or 2) at the end of the date if all terms and conditions have been met.Required recommendations must be submitted at time of application and will be verified.A missing recommendation will count 10 points against you.
Applicant is required to submit any information that might be evaluated adverse to this application whether or not any question is asked about that information.Application is not considered complete until all supplemental materials and fees have been submitted including fingerprints, drug test results, and STD clearance.Miscalculation of fees will trigger a forfeiture of fees submitted.Application must be accompanied by an handmade gift for my daughter reflective of your perception of her quality, nature, and value.Submission of this application, as evidenced by physical delivery of a printed copy of this application with all supporting documentation, fees, and deposits, constitutes an agreement to waive all damages, civil or criminal, caused by me upon your body or property, including, but not limited to bruising, bleeding, loss of limb, eye, or life, mayhem, carnage, and/or destruction of vehicles or other property in the event that the terms of this agreement are not followed or in the event of dishonesty in filling out this form. In that event, you specifically waive the right to have your body found. You agree that you are solely responsible for any damages to third parties deriving from any enforcement action under this contract and will indemnify me for any judgement pertaining to any collateral damage obtained by any third party. This specifically includes damages from automatic weapons fire and explosives. You explicitly give us permission to capture, publish, and exploit any information that we can get out of you or your visit here. Find out how your untied shoe laces keep you from your full potential. Unemployed guys are 90% less likely to land the girl of their dreams. You agree that we can laugh at you, make fun of you, ridicule you, and post your responses on the internet in a way that holds you out to insult, derision, and emotional injury. We handle everything from infatuation with your mother to dirty laundry. Get it through your head that a girl is more likely to say 'yes' to a dinner at LEscalier at the Florentine than In-n-Out Burger. idiot wants you to fill out an application to date his daughter in some weirdo language. Ivory French casket with scenes of romances – possibly a courtship gift.